This is a drum machine where the graphical styling of fonts has corresponding audio effects. The fonts are all common/simple "web safe" fonts. I googled insane stuff like "most popular Google Fonts" and was sent to terrible aggregating blogs and curated this selection from their ridiculous lists. They were a big help. I was going to call this machine "Loud Text" but then Jessie suggested "Font Rave" and that's just a much better title.
This is part of the 10,000 Drum Machines project by Maxwell Neely-Cohen. If you want to contribute a drum machine, please reach out!